Canaan: Dad, why do we have these? (as he lifts up his shirt and points to his nipples)
Mac: (a nervous attempt to deter from the conversation) Well...everybody has those.
Canaan: But why does Mama have big boobies?
Mac: Because she is a girl and girls have bigger boobies than boys.
Canaan: Then why doesn't Macy have big boobies?
Mac: As Macy grows she will start to look more like Mama and as you grow you will start to look more like me.
Canaan: Oh.......can I keep all my blonde hair?
A conversation spawning from a kids encyclopedia reading at bedtime about jobs.
Amy: Canaan what job do you want to have when you grow up?
Canaan: (laughing) I am not going to have a job!!!
Amy: Then how will you earn money for your food and clothes?
Canaan: I will just go to my work and pick up my money.
Amy: Will you work as a doctor?
Canaan: NO!!!
Amy: Will you work as a teacher?
Canaan: NO!!!
Amy: Will you work as a coach?
Canaan: NO!!! I will be a football player!
Amy: You and your uncle Brad....
Canaan: Why did you say my uncle Brad's name?
Amy: When he was your age, he wanted to be a football player too.
Canaan: But uncle Brad didn't play football?
Amy: He did in high school and college.
Canaan: Then what is Brad's work?
Amy: He works on people's hearts.
Canaan: Ok. That will be my job too.
(Brad, you have an admirer. Keep up the good work. :0)
1 comment:
That's hilarious! (poor Mac!) Leave it to a child's mind! And Happy Late Birthday to Macy. Thought about her but never left a comment. Can't wait for Gracen to get to play with her again.
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